Tips On Bear Hunting

by Roger Montgomery Ó

Last week I decided to go bear hunting.  I decided that the best way to find bears was to go out in the woods and look for a bear spot. Having decided on my course of action, I proceeded to load up my equipment.  I decided to only take the bear essentials. I could tell that my gun was the right one because it was made of bear metal. Bear in mind, this was a new hunting experience for me.  I had planned my trip well.  While scouting from my pickup truck, I had noticed a sign that said bear left for hunting preserve; so I knew I was in the right place. I had bearly gotten started hunting when I found a bear spot in the woods, so I sat down.  In about five minutes, I saw a bear coming through the woods to his bear spot.  I could bearly stand the excitement. Now bear with me while I finish this story.  I am trying to stick to the bear facts. I took my bear gun and beared down on the bear.  I bearly had time to aim when he saw me in my bear spot taking aim at his bear hide.  As any bear hunter knows, there is not much place for a bear to hide in a bear spot. Now I consider myself to be one of the best bear hunters on my city block, bear none.       I don't know if this had anything to bear on the circumstances or not, but the bear bearly had a chance.Now luckily for that bear, I am a good sport.  I couldn't bear to shoot that bear, especially after he beared his bear teeth. So being the good sport that I am, I threw down my bear gun in the bear spot in the bear woods and in bearly a minute, I was safely back in my truck heading home.   This is a bear truck because the tires are worn down to where the treads are almost bear.  My wife thinks I’ve been out in the sun too long, bear headed. I was bearly back home when I decided that bear hunting could be unbearable. So I am going to bear down on just writing the bear facts about bear hunting for bear hunters. So if any of you bear hunters out there want to go bear hunting, bear with me while I give you the bear facts about bear hunting. Bear hunting can be almost unbearable, but you can be successful if you bear with it and stick to the bear essentials.

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